“Momma Dog, why does Nemo get to go in the van with VOG (Voice of God)to mail out books and I don’t?”
“VOG is afraid you are so quick you might jump out and get hit by a car or lost while he is unloading the packages. Nemo likes to ride “shotgun” and sits quietly on the passenger side and watches for raccoons.”
“I would sit quietly too.”
“He would not Momma Dog! Huck would you sit quietly if there was a rabbit hopping along on the road?”
“Yes.”
“What about an opposum?”
“Yes.”
“What about a crocodile?”
“Krikey! I’d be out that window in a flash, flip that boyo over and slap a rope around his jaws…..”
“Heh, heh, heh.”