We’ve been mowing, our fur is covered with pieces of grass and now Huck is hogging the remote!
“Huck, give me the remote right now! You’ve seen that same crocodile creeping out from under that same car twenty times. Why they even have a show called Croc 911, is beyond me. I want to watch Animal Planet.”
“I want to know if he throws the rope with his right or left hand.”
“Why do you even care? You don’t have hands.”
“If I put on gloves, I’d have hands, then I could bop him with one and toss the rope around his mouth with the other.”
“Great Dog! I’m going out of my mind here! I’m turning on Dr. Phil. Surely there is someone else that has to deal with a terrier!”