“Momma Dog, Nemo won’t play with me. He said he was going to go and play with the big dogs.”
“Well, did you snap him in the nose with a dish towel yesterday?”
“Er, yes, but he wouldn’t charge or paw the ground or anything. I thought he was already dead.”
“Hucky…”
“Well he looked dead to me. Why is Amber going away to college? ”
“So she can specialize in art and design and work in the field she loves.”
“Can dogs go to college?”
“They can go to obedience school.”
“Krikey! I don’t see that happening mommy dog.”
“Me either, matey! Now give me back that dishtowel.”