“Yee Haw! Momma Dog made my grooming appointment with Kathy!”
“Thank the great dog! Your fur would make a mink gag!”
“Well, every time she got ready to get me groomed, it rained or turned cold.”
“Plus your gigantic fluffy feet drag in an acre of dirt and leaves every day! I wonder if I’m getting groomed too? ”
“Huck if we groomed you and trimmed your fur, people would think you’re a rat! You’ld be sticking out of a trap somewhere.”
“Would not, you fur nightmare!”
“Would too!”
“Not, I’m going to tear your gorilla’s arms off while you’re gone!”