“Momma Dog, Huck’s hoarding stuff again.”
“What’s he got Nemo?”
“He’s got an old piece of chewbone, the bite of MacDonald’s hamburger you gave him at lunch, and I haven’t seen my gorilla lately either.”
“Your gorilla is behind the couch. What happened to YOUR chewbone and Your bite of MacDonald’s hamburger?”
“I ate them hours ago. He does this just to aggravate me. Why doesn’t he eat things when he gets them like a normal dog? He growls like a pitbull if I even come near him.”
“Would you steal his food if he didn’t growl?”
“In a New York minute!”
“Gggrrrrhhh! You try it and your face will match your tail!”
Spring can’t come too soon at our place.