NEMO! NEMO! Wake up!
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There’s a dead turkey in the kitchen and whatever killed him eviscerated him and stripped off all his feathers! It’s a horrible sight, no head, no feet. OMG! Did VOG do that? Is it aliens? That’s it, feather eating aliens! They’ve been watching us for awhile Nemo, that’s why I can’t find a turkey feather for Bailey.
Eviscerate??? Calm down wee grasshopper terrier. Momma Dog bought a turkey at the store for Thanksgiving, he came naked like that.
There’s a store? With meat in it?? We’ve got to learn to drive.